How to be a good wife….

         I am A Good Wife…. Bwahahahahahah~ NOT…

It is not that I don’t try… But sometimes my intentions just don’t work out like I thought!
     And on that note…. One of my favorite cookbooks is “The Brides Book” 1936
       It is loaded with all manner of useful tips on being a GOOD WIFE… I also possess several others that read like novels… Here are some Tips for YOU:

    “Your house-dress should be wide enough for action, but not so wide it will get in your way or make you trip on stairs or the ladder.”….. “A house-dress should also be able to achieve a ‘nipped-in’ hourglass definition when corralled by your crisp and clean apron.”
    
                    ~Yeah- That one’s worked out really well for me.~ (a touch of sarcasm there)

                 “Never complain. Never show strain”
    “Always wear the proper foundation garments

   Advice on keeping your man:
           “The moment your world-weary office gladiator plants one wing-tipped foot through the vestibule, like an earthbound Tinkerbell, you shall flit around him until he wants for no more.~Delivering the high-ball, the newspaper, his slippers and the dinner with a SMILE and eyes overflowing with adoration.”
    “You should also eagerly ask questions about his day, benching your own news until further notice”  
                                (that one isn’t working
out to well for Hubby…)

So….How good of a wife are YOU?   I’d love to hear from you!

 ~Katy~



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Posted on January 15, 2014, in farm, good wife, household tips, humor, husbands, keeping your man, men, retro wife, sarcasm, vintage, wife. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Hahahah….. Needless to say not a very good one! Just ask the Mr.

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